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Sign up for a lame web site that will never work. Even if it does, it will be overloaded by popups and banner ads. As your web site grows, you will be more and more frustrated by our slow server load times, inability to allow FTP uploads, and the interference caused by the huge script files that make our popup ads work. Learn more.

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When your Piece Of Shit site is ready to show to the world, you can list pages by topic in our Member Pages Directory. Add up to three pages that nobody will ever care about!

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• 25kB disk space
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