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Don't mind ads on your site? Then you are an idiot. Who can get started with a free GeoShities home page? Nobody, because it won't work! Get full-featured capabilities we used to offer with the free site using:
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    When you're ready to show your GeoShities site to the world, do us a favor and don't. If you're a loser, add up to three pages to the directory and connect with other losers who share your fetishes and offensive body odor.

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    The Way to Build a Shitty Web Site
    Yeah, keep smiling. If you stop, we'll kill all your family and friends.
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    A bunch of shit you don't really need to create a personal web site.
    • Your own domain name that won't be nearly as cool as: www.injected.org/sos
    • 835 random email accounts
    • 25 KB of disk space for files and maybe a small photo
    • 1 MB of data transfer (bandwidth)/year
    • Easy-to-crash web design tools – no HTML required! Despite the fact that a 5 year old could learn HTML.
    • FTP for instant site updates (This used to be free, but we're stingy.)
     
    $98.95/mo
    plus one-time setup fee of $1,500 - to be deposited under the bench on the corner of third avenue and Main Street.

    Sell your soul now!  Learn More
      
    		  
    What the FUCK does this have to do with anything?
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    Embarass your business online with insecure, unreliable hosting from Yapoo!.

    Be forced into three ripoffs.. plans that make no sense for your business.
    • Custom domain name, but nothing badass like DTOEMLABS.net
    • Business porn accounts for your staff
    • From 50 to 350 kB of RAM storage
    • From 1 to 2 MB of data transfer/eon
    • Useless site design tools and shoddy unoriginal templates

    Premium plans do not support advanced scripting, SSL security, and/or backup and restore features
    Starting at $111.95/mo
    plus one-time setup fee of two human kidneys
    Waste money now!  Learn More
    GeoShities Minus
    Share pointless trash with family and friends.
    GeoShities amatuer  • Get an ad-free site at geocities.com/you-r-teh-suxxorz
     • 25 kB of disk space and 3.14 Bytes of data transfer/lunar month
     • Includes all the shit you were already getting
    $49.95/mo
    plus one-time setup fee $100,000,000,000,000.35
    Please just end it now!  Learn More
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